13 Articles Of Cougar Faith

Each program has unique characteristics that create their identity. As true blue fans there are 13 tongue in cheek aspects that will help identify the Cougar nation to those who might be unfamiliar with life in Happy Valley. They are as follows...

1-We believe in Lavell Edwards, Bronco Mendenhall and the 1984 Nationship Championship.
2-We believe that all yewts should be punished by tasers when prematurely storming the field.
3-We believe that through the church affiliation it is "The Lord's University" and that magic happens by obedience to the laws and ordinances of the gospel.
4-We believe and understand the stages of being a yewt; namely first denial of yewtdom, second humiliation knowing Harline is STILL open, third depression in losing on 4th and 18, and fourth finally acceptance that it is NOT going to change.
5-We believe that all men will be rewarded with magic happening thru hard work, discipline and living right on and off the field.
6-We believe in the same organization that existed before Bronco namely quarterbacks, wide receivers, tight ends and an awesome defense.
7-We believe in stretching the field and racking up points through short passes over the middle, down n out routes, striking often and not turning the ball over.
8-We believe in grilling often when tailgating as far as the recipes have been transcribed correctly; we also believe in funeral potatoes, red punch and green jello.
9-We believe all that Bronco has done, will do and that the best is still yet to come.
10-We believe strongly in the band of brothers and that by the same power which brought about the BCS will dissolve it by way of yet another National Championship.
11-We claim the priviledge in wearing blue and being free to do as we please and allow all others the same exceptions in performing at a higher level in living right by abiding in an honor code.
12-We believe in being subject to referees especially when having penalties thrown by the officials signaling yet another Cougar first down!
13-We believe in being undefeated, beating the school up north, and getting the best recruits in or out of state by following the admonition of Bronco. If there is absolutely anything worth doing that is of good report then it is worth executing at a higher level. We seek after those things.